I am, I swear. I do things while running that I usually don't do in public. So I'll start with a nasty habit I ALWAYS do while running but never in public. I spit. I'm not talking about a spit here or there. It's a full on spit fest. I probably spit about 30 times while running. I do it while cars are passing and I think to myself "if these people see me spit what do they think"? But I try to hide my spit. But spitting has huge disadvantages. For one when a man pees he must piss in the wind because why? Well you know why, same for spit. You must always spit in the wind. If not the spit will fly up and hit you in the face, eyes and ponytail. Two, I have had some nasty spits that have actually came back into my mouth, yes I swear I said that. Its like a spit sling shot. That will jump right back into my mouth. Gross but what can you do? NASTY I tell ya. I have no idea why I only do it when I run. My other nasty thing I do is fart. Yes I mean FART. Yes I toot in public but something about running and gas traveling down and out makes it free smoothly and loud. I really feel bad when I run by someone and they are in my path. But I know a lot of runners that fart while running. FWR ( fart while running). So there it is. I am a nasty runner who farts and spits?
Question:
Do you spit while running?
What is your nasty while running?
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